:30:00
I mean, it's not like I suddenly can
stop knowing you or something, can l?
:30:05
Can l? Ow!
:30:07
Come on, Robert.
I'm offering you a choice.
:30:10
You can be the baby's father,
oryou can be the baby's uncle.
:30:13
I want you to be the father.
:30:16
We could do this, Robert.
I know we could.
:30:18
- What about if l--
- Please?
:30:21
Just think about it.
:30:32
Here, Dad, catch this!
Catch!
:30:41
Hey, look at you. Let's give you
a little wipey-wipe, huh?
:30:48
Oh! Not again.
:30:55
I'm just saying ifyou stuck
to gin and tonic, it wouldn't stain.
:30:58
- Hi. There he is.
- I cannot abide gin and tonic,
and you know it.
:31:00
- Oh, it's him.
- Back to the baggage--
:31:02
- Hello.
- Mum.
- Oh, darling. Oh.
:31:05
- What happened?
- Oh, nothing. Daddy had
a little accident.
:31:08
- It was the air waitress
that had the accident.
- We'll get thejacket cleaned, darling.
:31:11
- I just happened to be conveniently
located directly under her.
- Six hours of hell. How are you?
:31:13
- I'm fiine.
- You look a little thin.
- I'm not thin. Come on. Let's go.
:31:16
- Thankyou for shaving.
- I did shave.
:31:19
Ofcourse you shaved.
You look gorgeous.
:31:20
-Attention, travellers.: You are not--
- Hey, get, get, get, get outta there!
:31:23
- How's the gardening world?
- Fine, thanks.
:31:26
- Darling, you're miles away.
- I've stuffon my mind. I'm sorry.
:31:29
How's your friend Abbie?
:31:32
- She's fiine.
- How's her love life?
:31:34
Well, as a matter offact,
she's, uh, pregnant.
:31:37
- No. When did she get married?
- She didn't.
:31:39
Who's the father?
:31:41
Actually, it's, uh, me.
:31:44
Abbie is pregnant with my child
and your grandchild.
:31:48
Is she? Really?
:31:51
- Do you mean it was all a joke?
- What?
:31:53
- You're not really queer?
- Shh. Loweryour voice to a shriek.
:31:56
Ofcourse I'm queer. It'sjust
that I'm having a baby as well.
:31:58
- I'm confused.
- Well, I'm not.