The Next Best Thing
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But, you know, the point here,
Sam, is that the word "faggot"...

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is a mean word
that mean people use...

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when they don't want to accept
people who are different from them.

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Right, and we are not
meanie buckets in this house, are we?

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- Nope.
- Right.

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- Major Lady to Major Dad.
- It's Ground Control to Major Lady.

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Come in, please, Major Lady.
Come in, please.

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I'm on your tail.
I'm going to shoot now.

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- Major Lady to Major Dad.
- Major Lady, you're being tailed.

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"Back and forth across the pasture
with the tractor.

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Finally it was so close that Abigail
popped into the burrow...

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- and scurried down to her baby's nest."
- Read it the other way.

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Oh. I don't like this way.
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"Miss Demeanour had a new set...
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of long, shiny black fiingernails...
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and she was picking an enormous,
giant-sized purple booger...

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from her left nostril.
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'Mm. That looks like dinner
for a family offiive'...

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said Princess Tinyfuse as she got out
her kitchen knife...

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and cut it into small slices
and put it into a frying pan."

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Hey, little man.
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Set it here, take your shoes off,
and help yourselfto some herbal tea.

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Does this place have StairMasters
or treadmills?

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This is a yoga centre.
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- Yoga classes only.
- Oh, so no free weights?

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- I'll call you back.
- You should do yoga.

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- It reduces your stress.
- Oh, yeah?

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- Where'd you get this guy?
- He's my son...

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and he was doing yoga
before he was born.

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- Yeah, it's easy.
- I don't know, see...

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'cause I'm more the "half-hour
free weights, little bit ofsteam"
kind of guy.

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I'm not really the yoga type.
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Chicken.
:49:50
Sam, honey, go easy
on the hard sell.

:49:54
This guy obviously
wants to "feel the burn."

:49:57
- There's a gym for "mirror athletes"
halfa mile that-a-way.
- All right, now hold on.


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