The Next Best Thing
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:55:01
Hi, uh,
this Abbie Reynolds's house?

:55:08
Come in. I'm sorry.
:55:11
I've always been longing to do that.
Come in. Robert.

:55:16
Abbie is, uh,
putting on her face.

:55:18
Well, at least one ofthem.
:55:21
She tells me
you're into takeovers.

:55:24
Well, what I'm doing right now
is actually closer to a merger.

:55:27
- Drink?
- No, thanks.

:55:28
- Sit.
- All right.

:55:31
Yeah, I take sick companies
and I make them well.

:55:34
I'm out here right now, uh--
:55:36
Well, I'm working with a Fortune 500
company that has fallen on hard times...

:55:39
and I've come to try
to resuscitate the--

:55:43
I'm sorry.
I'm rambling, huh?

:55:45
No, no, no, it's really interesting.
It'sjust it's also, uh, really long.

:55:47
Uh, do you mind if I take a Nelly break
and, uh, put on a record?

:55:51
- Uh, no.
- Good.

:55:56
- Frank orJudy?
- Pardon?

:55:59
- Frank orJudy?
- Uh, Frank, I guess.

:56:03
Oh, well, I'm afraid Frank's
feeling a little shy tonight,
butJudy's itching to go.

:56:08
I thinkyou can tell a lot
by a man's musical preference, hmm?

:56:11
I guess so.
:56:13
I once met a truck driver, for example,
who loved Carly Simon.

:56:15
It was downhill from then on.
:56:20
Clang, clang, clang
went the trolley

:56:23
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
:56:26
Zing, zing, zing
went myheartstrings

:56:29
- From the moment lsawhim lfell
- God, I loveJudy Garland.

:56:32
- Excuse me, but, uh,
are you gay or...
- Chug, chug, chug went the motor

:56:36
- are you just acting gay?
- Bump, bump, bump
- Good question.

:56:39
- Went the train
- Are you interested,
or are you just acting interested?

:56:42
- Interested in what?
- Well, Abbie, ofcourse.

:56:46
She's a very delicate flower,
you know.

:56:49
I'm sorry. Who are you?
:56:52
I'm Sam's father.
:56:53
Oh. Oh.
:56:57
I'm sorry. I guess I came
at a bad time, then.
You're here to pick up your son?


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