The Next Best Thing
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1:10:03
IfSam wants ice cream, and I say no,
I don't want to hear
that you two said yes.

1:10:07
I don't want to be outvoted.
This is not a democracy.

1:10:10
Oh, and one more thing.
He's not moving in here.

1:10:19
By the way, congratulations.
1:10:30
Attention, shoppers.
At the meat counter...

1:10:32
Le GrandBalu, yourbig salami.
1:10:35
- Eighty-nine centsan inch.
- Mom?
- Mm-hmm.

1:10:37
Why is Ben making dinner tonight?
We're supposed to have roast beast
on Thursdays.

1:10:41
Because Ben's making something special
for dinner tonight.

1:10:44
It's a cross between a noodle
and a dumpling, only lighter.

1:10:47
- It's German.
- It sounds potentially hazardous...

1:10:49
and utterly delicious.
1:10:53
So, uh, have you requested a transfer
from your New York offiice yet?

1:10:56
- Yeah, I did.
- How'd they take it?

1:10:59
Well, it's a little complicated,
actually.

1:11:03
- They offered me a partnership.
- Hey, congratulations.

1:11:06
- Out here?
- Well, no. It'd be back east.

1:11:10
So what did you tell them?
1:11:15
-So what did you tell them, Ben?
-I told them I'd have to think about it.

1:11:19
Well, you two aren't gonna try
that long-distance thing, are you?
That never works.

1:11:24
Look, if I don't accept their offer,
I'll have to leave the fiirm.

1:11:26
I've been with them
for 1 5 years, Robert.

1:11:30
Immediate clean-up, aisle three.
Aisle three clean-up
immediately, please.

1:11:33
Daddy will always be your father.
1:11:36
- Ben will be your stepfather.
- Like in Cinderella?

1:11:38
Kind of. Except that Ben
is really nice.

1:11:42
-And we're all gonna live happily ever--
-What are you saying?

1:11:44
Your career's more important
than my career? Let me
just tell you one thing, Ben.

1:11:48
Moving to New York is not an option.
What am I gonna do?
Sell pretzels from a pushcart?

1:11:52
Robert, don't get upset.
Itjust happened.

1:11:55
- We haven't fiigured everything out yet.
- I didn't even say
I was gonna do it.

1:11:58
- Yeah, but you didn't say you weren't.
- Can we please take this outside?


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