1:08:02
Really?
You never told me that.
1:08:05
Well, not the whole time,
but I had a couple once.
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- A boy gave 'em to me.
- What boy?
1:08:13
This boy who was in love
with me.
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- Oh, get out.
- Yeah. Salvador.
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He stole money from his father's wallet,
and he bought me a pair of canaries.
1:08:31
I was once late for this soccer game,
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and I knew that my mother wouldn't
drive me if I didn't clean up my room.
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And that included cleaning out
the bottom of the bird cage.
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So I thought it'd be quicker,
it'd be easier if I just...
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used a vacuum cleaner.
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And I opened up the door
of the cage, real careful, and...
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I stuck the hose in there...
and turned on the machine.
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One of 'em got sucked up
right off the bat.
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- No.
- Head first.
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And it was a rubber hose, and
I still remember
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that feeling of that bird squeezing
through inside my hand.
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Oh, my... Come on, Christine.
Oh, jeez. Is that a true story?
1:09:25
Of course.
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And what happened
to the other canary?
1:09:32
I don't remember
what happened to her.
1:09:39
Maybe we should get canaries too?