:26:01
wrap it up.
:26:03
You've made a considerably
wise decision.
:26:11
Well, my kid's gonna go berserk.
:26:17
Once again, please?
:26:19
My son Jeb--
it's a gift for him.
:26:22
- How old is Jeb?
- He's four.
:26:28
No.
:26:30
No, no, no, no, no.
:26:35
You need to go. Now.
:26:39
What'd - What'd I say?
:26:41
Do you see any Teletubbies in here?
:26:45
Do you see a slender plastic tag
clipped to my shirt...
:26:47
with my name printed on it?
:26:49
Did you see a little Asian child with
a blank expression sitting outside...
:26:52
in a mechanical helicopter that shakes
when you put quarters in it?
:26:56
No? Well, that's what
you see at a toy store...
:27:00
and you must think
you're in a toy store because...
:27:02
you're here shopping
for an infant named Jeb.
:27:05
Now, one of us
has made a gross error...
:27:08
and wasted the other person's
valuable time.
:27:12
This is an art gallery,
my friend...
:27:14
and this is a piece ofart.
:27:33
We're by appointment only.
:27:37
- I got a card from this store.
- Congratulations.
:27:40
You have a mailbox.
The exhibition isn't for two weeks.
:27:43
This one was under
the windshield wiper of my car.
:27:49
How certain are you that
you've never taken ill?
:27:52
Seventy-five percent.
:27:55
Well, that's not
certain at all, is it?