What Planet Are You From?
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:28:00
What do you mean?
:28:01
You want to go out with me, I say no,
you're like, okay, and that's that.

:28:06
Put a little effort into it.
:28:07
You asking me out?
:28:09
No, I'm not asking you out. If I was
asking a man out, he'd know it.

:28:14
Right.
:28:16
You know, I have a feeling
that you're not what you appear to be.

:28:21
You smell nice.
:28:23
Thanks. Something new.
Just bought it today.

:28:27
God. Why was it never
this complicated before?

:28:31
Because before, by now I'd be drunk
and in bed with the guy.

:28:34
How's 6:00?
:28:37
Damn it. Fine. Anything. 7.
:28:41
6:45?
:28:42
Fine.
:28:59
Tell me something about yourself.
:29:02
My name is Harold Anderson.
I work in a bank.

:29:06
And?
:29:07
More?
:29:10
I never met a man that talks less
about himself.

:29:13
Where were you born?
:29:15
My turn to ask a question.
What do you do for a living?

:29:19
I worked in a guitar shop
for a long time.

:29:21
When I got sober,
I realized I had to get out.

:29:24
Too many negative influences.
:29:27
Such as?
:29:28
Well, musicians, for one.
:29:30
There was a sign over the door saying:
" Come in, pick up a guitar...

:29:34
...and play the beginning of 'Stairway
to Heaven' as badly as you can."

:29:38
I was close to going postal.
:29:40
So what are you doing now?
:29:42
Well, don't laugh, but I'm working
as a real-estate agent.

:29:50
My friend has an office.
She helped me study for my license.

:29:53
So now I'm out there
trying to sell houses.

:29:56
How's it going?
:29:58
I guess it's okay.
:29:59
But I'm six weeks into it and find out
you don't get paid...


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