:40:00
That must be handy when
you can't find a flashlight.
:40:03
I can show you. Or you can take
my word for it and trust me.
:40:06
Trust you?
:40:08
Trust you?
I should trust a man that--
:40:26
I thought I did
everything right this time.
:40:29
But no, I married an alien
from another planet.
:40:38
I could never give you
what you want. I'm not human.
:40:41
I could never understand what love is.
:40:44
I hope, as time goes by,
you'll be able to forgive me.
:40:50
Goodbye.
:41:03
Well, well, well, I was right.
I wasn't crazy. I was right.
:41:07
Congratulations.
:41:09
-My wife didn't believe me.
-Mine didn't believe me either.
:41:13
Don't get me started.
:41:15
What will you do now? Take me in?
:41:17
To where? My bosses fired me.
:41:19
I could give a rat's ass about them.
:41:22
I had to know the truth for me.
As a man.
:41:26
I hear you.
:41:27
What was the plan?
World domination, right?
:41:30
-Isn't it always?
-Tell me about it.
:41:33
I'm really in Dutch with the wife
about this whole deal.
:41:36
If you show her that nose-light thing,
it'd get me out of the doghouse.
:41:40
-My pleasure.
-Great. Let's go.
:41:43
No one's going anywhere.
:41:44
-Who's this guy?
-This is the leader of my planet.
:41:47
No shit.
:41:49
You've placed us in a very
difficult position. Come with me.
:41:52
I don't know what
your thing is with him...
:41:55
...but he's gotta go
see my wife first, okay?
:41:58
You appear intelligent, but when you
open your mouth, the effect is spoiled.