:38:00
I tried to imagine what I'd want
from a lipstick, if I were a woman.
:38:03
- Oh, spare me.
- Okay, he's trying to be honest.
:38:06
You know,
to be perfectly honest,
:38:08
I thought of a Tahitian beauty,
bathing under a waterfall.
:38:14
Oy, I'm gonna die here
with these kinds of ideas.
:38:16
But, uh, you know, I'm
working on it, and it's evolving.
:38:21
Anybody interested in an idea
involving the Swedish bikini team ?
:38:26
I do know them all
personally.
:38:28
- Oh, what an idiot.
-Jerk, grow up already.
:38:31
- What a pig.
- You are so foul.
:38:34
I should have asked
for more money. Gina ?
:38:38
I spent the night trying to figure
out how to sell Advil just to women.
:38:42
You know what ?
You should sell it to women like me.
:38:45
[Giggles]
:38:47
I take it every time
I need to fake a headache.
:38:50
Works like a charm.
:38:52
I-I got a great one.
It just came to me.
:38:55
- Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina ?
- Sure, go ahead.
:38:57
I hate that
you've seen me naked.
:39:02
[ Chuckles ]
All right.
:39:04
So, we're in a bedroom,
the lights are out.
:39:07
There's a woman in bed,
and she's taking an Advil.
:39:09
Her husband suggestively
rubs her back, and we say, ''Advil.
:39:15
''So mild and gentle,
you can take it...
:39:17
even when you're
faking a headache.''
:39:21
[ Laughter ]
:39:23
Woman turns to her husband and says,
''Not tonight, I need an Advil. ''
:39:28
- He's back.
- [ Laughs ]
:39:33
What ? Come on. That doesn't
reach women on a personal level ?
:39:38
- No.
- Women do that, don't they ?
:39:40
- I don't.
- No ?
:39:42
Sue Cranston, you've done that,
haven't you ? Faked a headache to--
:39:47
No, Nick, I haven't.
Thanks for asking.
:39:51
No, wait, wait, wait.
Be honest now.
:39:54
I mean, you've been married
what, ten, twelve years ?
:39:57
You've never faked a headache ?
lt doesn't work like a charm ?