:12:01
-You still caught up in that shit?
-It'll be fucking great.
:12:04
The three of us and some hottie,
:12:06
doing high-fives over her back.
The ultimate sexual plateau.
:12:14
Fuck the plan.
:12:16
I'm just trying to find
some chick I can relate to.
:12:18
What?
:12:19
-Some girl I actually respect.
-Why can't we find girls like us?
:12:23
Dude, all girls masturbate.
:12:25
Fuck you. That's not what I meant.
:12:27
Why are you always...?
:12:28
Im kidding. I understand
what you're saying.
:12:30
It'd be cool to find a hot chick
:12:33
that also cared about
the same shit we do.
:12:35
Some little snappy you don't
want to kick out of bed
:12:38
-right after you throw your web.
-I hear you.
:12:39
-Is that too much to ask?
-Good fucking luck.
:12:43
What?
:12:46
Oh, no.
:12:47
-Who the hell invited him?
-I did. He used to be one of us.
:12:51
Exactly, he used to be.
Then the asshole got married.
:12:53
When you pass the ring,
you lose the sting.
:12:56
You might as well chop
your dick off at the altar.
:13:04
-Hi.
-Hey, Eric. Have a seat.
:13:06
Zeke, Brad. What's up?
:13:09
Same old.
:13:12
What the fuck's that?
:13:14
My wife says I have
chronic halitosis.
:13:17
She makes me spray this shit
into my mouth every hour.
:13:21
Lend it to Brad.
:13:23
Fuck you.
:13:26
Why?
:13:27
Don't worry about it.
:13:30
So,...
:13:32
where you guys been?
I haven't seen you in forever.
:13:34
Dude, you're married.
:13:36
We no longer have anything in common.
:13:38
Jesus!
:13:39
Well,
:13:41
-Im still the same guy.
-No you're not.
:13:43
You're married. Face it.
:13:45
You think I don't got stories?
:13:47
About your wife?
Come on, that's nasty.
:13:49
You saying we don't do kinky shit?
:13:51
Im sure you do, but it's
like your wife, man.
:13:54
That's got to be a bit sacred.
:13:56
Yeah.
:13:57
lf it was a girl we don't know,