1:05:02
then you're not my real friends.
1:05:05
Fine.
1:05:06
Fuck you then.
1:05:08
My God.
1:05:09
Mia does not love you.
1:05:10
Jesus, Jonathan,
you're so naive sometimes.
1:05:14
Yeah, you know what?
1:05:15
I could use a good laugh.
1:05:16
Why don't you go in there now
and ask her to marry you?
1:05:19
You fucking loser!
1:05:23
Im going to kill you.
1:05:32
What the hell is going on here?
1:05:35
What the hell are you doing?
1:05:39
Put your pants on!
1:05:41
Are you guys out of your minds?
1:05:50
Id say that the one thing...
1:05:52
that you can never be
prepared for,
1:05:55
with married life,
1:05:57
is the shopping.
1:05:59
It all seems to have something
to do with shopping.
1:06:02
There's always shopping to be done,
1:06:05
somewhere.
1:06:07
Shopping.
1:06:08
Ive gotten into antiqueing,
1:06:10
but that's 'cause the chicks
are usually better looking.
1:06:13
My specialty...
1:06:16
when I was hanging out
with the guys and scamming,
1:06:20
was something called
"jumping on the grenade".
1:06:23
That's when you're out with
a group of guys and...
1:06:26
you meet up with a group of women,
1:06:28
or find a group of women,
1:06:30
and usually one of them is
a little less attractive.
1:06:34
This is the grenade.
1:06:35
And...
1:06:37
it would be my job
to jump on the grenade,
1:06:40
To sort of...
1:06:41
keep everything flowing
for the evening.
1:06:44
That was my thing.
1:06:47
And then I married the grenade.
1:06:51
I pulled her pin.
1:06:59
She just threw you guys out?