:54:03
- When it comes to melons, here is a tip:
- Why isn't he singing?
:54:08
- Don't ask. Just feel.
- I will never give you a divorce! Never!
:54:12
- You're my wife and I love you.
- Pull it now!
:54:16
Pull it now.
:54:18
Just pull it! I don't know! "Wings, Jeopardy!"
"Mad About You," infomercials. Just get it off!
:54:24
- Oh, my God.
- Whatever, just pull it!
:54:27
- Moron!
- What?
:54:29
- Come here!
- Oh, man!
:54:32
You little Latin mambo-mouth!
:54:35
Do you know what you've just done?
This is live television!
:54:38
Good! Then everyone knows
how much I love her,
:54:41
you butt-licking television slave!
:54:44
- Take that!
- Hey!
:54:54
You naughty girl. I hardly recognize you.
:54:58
I hardly recognize myself.
:55:01
No, Cliff, you're not fired. Not yet.
:55:04
We're gonna be on the news:
"Real-life romance on new cooking show."
:55:08
See ya.
:55:12
What am I doing wrong?
Is it because I love her too much?
:55:15
If you do, why park the welcome wagon
at the neighbor's?
:55:18
You wouldn't understand. You're not a man.
:55:20
Toninho... that's probably
the nicest thing you ever said to me.
:55:26
I can't believe she's punishing me so hard
cos of one stupid mistake.
:55:29
One stupid mistake, honey! You smothered
her, stashed away in that restaurant.
:55:35
- She was the cook!
- The cook!
:55:37
OK. Father, help us, OK?
:55:41
Let's try the basics.
:55:43
- Why don't you try to be her friend?
- Her friend?
:55:46
Trust me, I watch a lot of Oprah.
Friendship is the basis of any relationship.
:55:51
A relationship. We didn't have
a relationship. We were in love!
:55:55
- Like Romeo and Juliet?
- Yes!
:55:57
- Or Tristan and Isolde?
- Yes!
:55:59
- Sonny and Cher.
- Yes!