:05:01
What the fuck, man?
ome on!
:05:03
I'm disappointed in you. Here
it is, the end ofour freshman
year and you screwed one girl.
:05:08
One.
[ huckles ]
:05:10
You're a disgrace
to men everywhere.
:05:12
Look at the Stifmeister.
I got laid 23 times
this year,
:05:15
and I'm not counting
the hummer I got in
the library stacks, baby.
:05:18
All right, here's a new idea
foryou, Stifler, okay?
:05:21
You fiind a girl.
You two become best friends.
:05:23
You don't bothercounting
howmanytimesyou havesex
with each other.
:05:26
- You just laugh at the people
that do count.
- Here's a new idea foryou.
:05:30
I'll get you a spoon
so you can eat my ass.
:05:33
Okay, people.
Notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.
:05:38
Holy shit, dude.
We got an exam today?
:05:41
You kiddin' me?
:05:43
Bullshit.
[ Scoffs ]
:05:48
Yes! I'm never
even gonna think about
political science again.
:05:52
Hey. How'd you do?
:05:54
Oh, fiine.
Yeah?
:05:56
I can't believe I'm doing this
summer abroad thing. Last thing
I need is more classes.
:06:00
You're gonna have
a great time.
[Boy] Hello, summer!
:06:03
Did that exam blow or what?
Yeah, it sucked.
:06:07
Ozzy!
Kev, what's up, man?
How are you?
:06:09
Good. Put your
party hat on.
:06:12
Wegot 12 weeks
ofimmortalityahead.
Yes, sir!
:06:24
Weird.
:06:41
Ah, the one thatgot away,
huh, son?
:06:48
Yeah.
Yeah.
:06:52
Well, evidently you two
made quite the handsome
couple on the Internet.
:06:59
Oh, I didn't see it.