American Pie 2
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:15:02
-ust relax.
- You get out of my house!

:15:05
Jesus hrist!
ome back here,
you little fucker!

:15:07
Come backhere,
youson ofa bitch!
Take it easy.

:15:09
Whoa! Hey! Hey!
Easy! Easy!
That's enough.

:15:13
Okay, guys, we went through
this last summer, all right?

:15:16
Finch got a black eye
and Stifler got six stitches.
'ause you fuckin' bit me!

:15:19
- You touch me, I bite.
- You two relax and shake hands.

:15:23
Shake this!
Hey.

:15:27
Finch.
I need a drink.

:15:30
Why is everybody
taking a piss right now?

:15:33
The line's too long.
I ain't gonna make it, man.
You'll be okay. Relax.

:15:36
Hey, bro. Hey, man,
you're the guy who boned
Stifler's mom.

:15:40
Hey, you are a god.
Holy shit, dude.

:15:43
If I didn't have to hold my dick
'cause I gotta piss so bad,
I would shake your hand.

:15:47
I'm honored, guys.
Don't leave.

:15:50
You must teach me.
How? How?

:15:53
Oh, look what I found,
hristy.

:15:57
Oh, what a coincidence.
:16:04
I've been saving this
for a special occasion...

:16:07
for a special girl,
just like you.

:16:10
You're so sweet.
That's what they say.

:16:14
Oh, weird.
:16:16
Oh, my God.
I spilled some on you.

:16:19
Maybe I should
mop that up.
Thanks.

:16:21
No problem.
Whoa! Whoa, hey.

:16:24
Take it slow. ome on.
Right.

:16:28
You know, they warn us
about these situations
in college.

:16:31
Now, you may be intoxicated.
:16:36
Oh, yeah.
:16:38
Are you certain that you
wish to engage in ''consensing''--

:16:41
Hey, don't count
your chickens, buster.

:16:44
I'm just playing
by the rules, baby.
I make the rules.

:16:48
That's a pretty good
fucking rule.

:16:55
Dude, the line's too long.
I'll never make it.

:16:58
It's gotta happen now.
Get my back.
Go, bro.


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