American Pie 2
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:38:00
System overload.
Hasta la vista, essica.

:38:07
What a freak.
:38:09
[ huckling ]
:38:11
Vic, hey, you guys
are leaving?

:38:14
You know, we barely had
a chance to hang out,
you know, catch up.

:38:18
Well, what are you doing
this weekend?
I can get together.

:38:21
ool. Let's hang out.
All right.

:38:24
Bye, Kev.
See ya,ess.

:38:29
No, no,
that's all wrong.

:38:32
Thankyou.
Have a nice day.
Good-bye.

:38:36
So what does he mean,
''meet up''?
You know, like hang out,

:38:38
grab lunch, whatever.
:38:40
I told you,
we'rejust friends now.
And he totally understands.

:38:44
Oh, yeah, I'm sure
he understands quite well.
He does.

:38:48
Oh, no, sir.
These are all wrong foryou.
I mean, seriously.

:38:53
Sure.
Well, we're friends.

:38:55
But it's not like I see her
making plans with anyone else.
Right.

:38:59
I don't see her with
a boyfriend. I think
that puts me on deck.

:39:02
- [ Laughs ]
- Hey, Vicky only slept with
one guy since we went out.

:39:07
lmean, that like makesme
50% ofherentireguy-relatedlife.

:39:12
You dipshit.
:39:14
She didn't sleep with one guy.
She slept with at least three.

:39:17
- What?
- When a girl tells you how
many guys she slept with,

:39:21
multiply it by three
and that's the real number.

:39:23
[Laughs]
Didn 'tyou fuckers learn
anythingat college?

:39:28
Look, he did not sleep
with three girls, okay?

:39:30
Much like Sly
and the Family Stone aren't
gonna dance on in here...

:39:33
and gang-bang me
between the Afros
and the bell bottoms, okay?

:39:37
It's not gonna happen.
:39:39
Kevin Meyers did not sleep
with three girls at Michigan.

:39:41
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.

:39:43
But why would he lie to me?
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule ofthree.

:39:45
The rule ofwhat?
Three.

:39:47
A guy tells you how many girls
he's hooked up with,
it's not even close to that.

:39:51
Take that number
anddivide it bythree.
Thenyouget the realtotal.

:39:54
So, if Kevin's saying
it's been three girls,
it's more like one, or none.

:39:59
- None?
- Rule ofthree.


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