American Pie 2
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:40:01
It's an exact science,
consistent as gravity.

:40:05
Ozzy,
l'm happy foryou.

:40:07
At least you've seen
a nice bod while Heather's
offsucking dick.

:40:10
Sifler, keep your fantasies
to yourself.

:40:12
Dude, use
your fuckin' brain.

:40:14
''Oh, I'm an American
college chick. La, la, la.

:40:18
''Your European cultural
shit is so charming.

:40:20
''Ooh, hey.
Hot Spanish guy.
Love your accent.

:40:24
Love your ding-dong.''
:40:26
I'm telling you, man,
right now there is a dick
in your girlfriend's mouth.

:40:30
Knock it off.
What'd I say?

:40:41
[ Giggling, hattering
Indistinctly ]

:40:52
Oh, my God!
:40:57
Guys!
heck it out.
Lesbians.

:41:02
Lesbians live here.
:41:04
You know,
Mr. Homophobic Wizard,

:41:06
that it ispossible
for women to holdhands
andnot begay.

:41:10
Friends can hold hands.
:41:12
Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear
about you and your boyfriends.
Gojerk off.

:41:17
Unnecessary.
:41:19
Tantra teaches you to hold
an orgasm over time...

:41:21
in anticipation
ofan ultimate moment...

:41:24
to release it
upon the world.

:41:26
l'm filling up
to the brim.

:41:29
That's fucking disgusting!
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

:41:33
[ Guitar: Spanish ]
:41:36
[ Ringing ]
:41:40
- Hello?
- Hey, Heather. You're in!

:41:42
- Oz!
- How's the studying going?

:41:45
I'd hardly call it studying.
:41:47
I've been going
to the Picasso Museum,

:41:50
hanging out at
Sagrada Familia,

:41:52
going with Pierre
to the Parc Guell.

:41:54
Hey, who's Pierre?
One ofthe guys
in the program.

:41:57
He's got a girlfriend
back in France, so we've kind of
got something in common.


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