American Pie 2
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Whoo!
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And now, for our
devoted listeners,

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back to the show.
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Amber, let me
try that dildo.

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[Oz]
Okay. Now wait
just a minute.

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Stifler wanted to give
you two hand jobs?

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No. Stifler wanted
one from us.

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- What? Bullshit.
- No, he did, okay?
And it was horrible.

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Very horrible.
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You guys, you wanna
play some ''asshole''?

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[Jim]
Just watching thegame, Kev.

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Hey, I just wanna
do something together.

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Wejust did something
together.

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Very together.
[Stifler]
Ho ho ho.

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Stifler laus is here.
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Now, just so there's
no confusion,

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Santa Porn hasjust brought us
some heterosexual entertainment.

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Here you go.
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All right. Here.
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AndtheStifmeister's
providedussome
complimentarylubricant.

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- Whack away,im. Whack away.
- Does this stuff
really make a difference?

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- Oh, yeah!
- Really?

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[Phone Ringing]
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Stifmeister's palace of love--
uh, straight love.

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Oh, hey.
Yeah, I'm fiine.

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- That's Stifler's mom.
- Silence.

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I didn't really think
you were gonna be
in Michigan this summer.

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Yeah, you're more than welcome
to be here.

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Okay, stop by in a couple
ofweeks. We're having
a big party. Okay, bye.

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Uh, Stifler, was that--
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Okay.
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She's coming.
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Stifler's mom
is coming here.

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Efforts must be doubled.
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''Efforts must be doubled.''
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Absolutely.

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