American Pie 2
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1:01:03
Do I seem uptight
about my sexual stuff?
No.

1:01:07
The biggest pointer
I could give you is...

1:01:11
you have to feel comfortable
in any situation.

1:01:14
Stand up.
Hmm?

1:01:17
- Stand up.
- Ohh!

1:01:20
Now, this is
a fucked-up situation.
What happened to preheating?

1:01:24
We're skipping
a few chapters.
Oh, okay.

1:01:26
This is good.
This is good.
Obviously.

1:01:30
Ooh!
Gilligan's lsland,
Mr. Howell.

1:01:33
Wh-What?
1:01:35
You've got to control
yourselfand think of
something nonsexual.

1:01:39
I haven't even touched
you yet, and you're turning
into the Sears Tower.

1:01:43
I'm sorry.
Yeah, uh, nonsexual.

1:01:46
Right, right.
Um, okay.

1:01:48
hairs.
hairs.
Good.

1:01:51
Uh, uh--
Mastodons.

1:01:55
Uh, uh--
Good.

1:01:58
Cleaning mybathroom.
1:02:01
Dung beetles.
Good.

1:02:03
Yeah.
Okay. Now,
don't freak out.

1:02:06
I'm gonna do something
to push your threshold.
Okay--

1:02:09
Oh, that's cold!
What are you doing?

1:02:12
I just shoved
a trumpet in your ass.
Aren't instruments fun?

1:02:15
Okay, I thinkyou'vejust
crossed my threshold.
[KeyRattles ln Lock]

1:02:18
We gotta go!
1:02:28
all me in two weeks.
I'll be home then.
We can fiinish lessons.

1:02:32
Okay.
Oh!

1:02:38
Pointer--
less tongue.

1:02:42
[Trumpet.: ''Spanish Flea'']
1:02:48
[ Warbling ]
1:02:56
[ ''Spanish Flea'' ]
1:02:59
- [Oz]
What is it? A guest book?
- Yeah, and look at this entry.


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