:10:01
[Chuckles]Jim, you're
the onlyguylknow whose dick
needsan instruction manual.
:10:06
[ Laughing ]
[Phone Rings]
:10:11
Casa de Stifler.
:10:14
Oh, hey.
:10:17
What, you're here now?
No, that's cool.
:10:20
You know, ifyou want to
hang out with theseguys.
:10:23
Okay, then.
I'll meet you out front.
:10:28
- Hey, Stifler, was that--
- Eat shit, Shitbrick.
:10:33
[DoorCloses]
She's here.
:10:38
My lady has arrived.
:10:43
I gotta prepare.
:10:45
Here we go.
Great.
Stifler's mom is here?
:10:48
This could be
a disaster.
:10:50
[Oz]
Whoa.
:10:52
Not unless Stifler's mom
drives a moped.
:10:55
Moped?
:11:00
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
How you doin', boys?
:11:03
- That's Stifler's little brother.
- What areyou doinghere?
:11:07
Pussy, man.
I'm here for the pussy.
:11:09
Take a number.
:11:11
Gentlemen, whyallthe noise?
Everybody knows that this is
myspecialday.
:11:15
- What is that?
- Is that a fuckin' dress?
Are you wearing a dress?
:11:19
Shitbrick, meet
my little brother.
:11:22
Little brother,
meet Shitbrick.
:11:24
- That's your brother?
- Yes.
:11:30
My lady's not coming.
:11:34
So my entire...
:11:37
stockpile is wasted,
:11:39
andllookridiculous!
:11:43
Excuse me.
:11:48
[ Shouts ]
:11:50
That didn't look
too good.
No.
:11:52
Let's go fiind your room.
So, where are
the fuckin' females?