:15:01
Victoria.
:15:07
Oh, wait! Uh, look, darlin'.
Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.
:15:11
Uh, look, uh...
:15:14
I, uh, I don't... work here.
:15:17
Yeah, I'm a talent agent.
:15:19
I represent, uh, people like...
Mariah... Denzel...
:15:26
You can call him Zel.
I'll let him know just you gonna call him Zel.
:15:30
But I gotta tell you... I'm just gonna be
upfront and say it. You are gorgeous.
:15:34
You glow, girl.
:15:36
You speak with an unusual tongue.
:15:39
Oh, no, that's just how
we talk in my neighborhood.
:15:41
Now, look, first thing we gotta do
is get some pictures taken.
:15:45
- You own a thong?
- A what?
:15:48
OK, never mind. Why don't you just bring
an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out?
:15:53
You know? So just give me your number.
:15:55
Seven.
:15:57
- Excuse me?
- You asked my number.
:15:59
I am one of the king's
chambermaids, number seven.
:16:03
Oh. Well, that must be
your employee number.
:16:06
No, I was talkin' about your phone number.
Don't worry. I'll write my number down.
:16:11
Anybody got a pen?
:16:18
- You can read and write?
- Yeah.
:16:21
Who you been datin'? You gotta raise the bar.
:16:25
Good day, ladies. How are you
feeling today? Wait. I shall tell thee.
:16:32
- (gasps)
- Yes.
:16:34
Very nice.
:16:41
You especially, my Nubian queen.
:16:47
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Don't you know that's sexual harassment?
:16:53
Ah! You the idiot that damn near
ran me over, aren't you?
:16:58
Wait till I find your boss.
He's gonna fire your metallic ass.