:51:01
Ah, that white girl came on to me!
:51:04
We're all going to be put to death tomorrow.
:51:07
You can bloody well bet those
bastards are sharpening the ax.
:51:11
At least, I hope they're sharpening it.
:51:13
I saw it done with a blunt ax once.
Took all day.
:51:18
Just hacking... and hacking
:51:22
and hacking... and hacking...
:51:24
We get it, man!
:51:28
- If only the Black Knight were here.
- Who?
:51:30
- You never heard of the Black Knight?
- You ever heard of Shaq?
:51:36
We're even.
:51:39
- The legend of the Black Knight...
- Legend?
:51:41
The Black Knight was a great warrior.
:51:44
Kings tried to buy his might,
:51:47
but he swore allegiance only to justice.
:51:51
It is said he was once
swallowed whole by a fierce dragon.
:51:55
- Swallowed whole.
- But lo, with a sword of gold,
:51:59
did he cut his way from the belly of the beast.
:52:02
And when he emerged, he himself
could breathe the fire of the dragon.
:52:08
(exhales)
:52:12
See, this is why you shouldn't
drink your own urine.
:52:17
(crowd shouting)
:52:20
Shit!
:52:23
Let the execution commence!
:52:27
Maybe we need a-a...
:52:30
Should wait for a bigger crowd, OK?
I'm only gonna do this once!
:52:33
- Go forth!
- OK. Uh...
:52:36
They want us to line up
in order of color, light to dark!
:52:41
You a priest! I pay my tithe. I go to church.
:52:44
I give up the moola! Ohh!
:52:48
Wait! Primitives! They're backwards! Um...
:52:51
Your Kingliness, um, one last word?
:52:57
Uh...