:59:02
- No shit?
- I shit you not.
:59:05
I had to tell everyone
I'd heard it from a great warrior,
:59:07
otherwise no one would have
listened to me, a woman.
:59:11
- So you like me a little more than you...
- Did you have a nice time with the princess?
:59:17
Wait! Look, the only reason
I slept with the princess,
:59:20
cos I thought she was you. That's true.
That's the real true bill. True bill. OK?
:59:24
It was dark, and I had no night-light.
:59:27
- I'm tellin' you...
- Whatever you think I want to hear.
:59:32
- I think all our words have been said.
- Hey, Vicky...
:59:35
I can help you get outta here, way outta here.
:59:38
Take you to a place where a smart woman
like you can do more than just ladle gruel.
:59:43
Look, if you show me how to get to the lake,
tomorrow you'll be at Fox Hills Mall
:59:48
gettin' your legs waxed.
Huh? Drinkin' mai tais, chillin'.
:59:52
So what's it gonna be?
Gruel, leprosy, mean-ass king?
:59:59
Mai tais, chillin', bikini, thong?
1:00:03
I realize that our backward rebel society
is far from perfect,
1:00:07
but it's a step in the right direction.
1:00:10
Now is the eve of our great offensive.
1:00:12
I can live with losing the good fight,
but I cannot live with not fighting it.
1:00:22
The lake you seek is that way.
1:00:26
Safe journey.
1:00:46
Hey, old sot!
1:00:50
I have no quarrel with you, sir.
1:00:53
Finally, the lake.
1:00:57
Better not come out on the other end
fightin' dinosaurs.