:03:03
our hometown has been chosen
to host- -
:03:06
wait for it- -
:03:09
this year's
British Hairdressing Championships.
:03:16
Come again?
:03:18
This year's
British Hairdressing Championships.
:03:28
l'm sorry.
lt does that sometimes.
:03:32
Well, is that it then? Hairdressing?
Hold the back page, lads.
:03:36
- Now, lads.
- That's just crap.
:03:38
Come on, boys. This competition's
gonna change the face of this town.
:03:43
Ungrateful bastards.
You'll be sorry.
:03:46
Tony, can anyone enter?
:03:49
No. Professionals only.
:03:52
l am a professional.
:04:00
Time to wake up, love.
:04:05
How many times?
Bloody dirty boots downstairs.
:04:16
- Tea.
- ln the pot.
:04:29
Shelley!
:04:32
Good luck, love.
:04:41
- No, not a chance, Tony.
- Come on, Phil, lad.
:04:44
- Chance to add to the silverware.
- No.
:04:46
You're joking me.
:04:48
You're not gonna enter?
King of the bloody scissors.
:04:51
Mr. Numero Uno.
:04:52
Keep still, will ya?
l'll have your ear off.
:04:55
And you needn t look
so bloody interested.
:04:57
Well, l can t help hearing, can l?
:04:59
lt's team cutting, you know.
Think of it, Phil.