Cats & Dogs
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:12:04
So. . . .
:12:06
I know. Why don't you name him?
:12:09
Okay. How about "Loser"?
:12:13
It's a dog, Mom.
:12:15
You're not a loser, are you?
:12:20
Wait.
Lou.

:12:23
We'll call you Lou.
:12:28
No playing in the good living room.
:12:31
That carpet is Uzbekistani.
Ten thousand thread count.

:12:39
What?
:12:45
Loser.
:12:46
Cat person.
:12:49
Okay, here's the plan:
:12:51
Get off this patio,
get back to the barn. . .

:12:54
. . .get a better pitchfork.
:13:06
Cool.
:13:18
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
:13:22
I like your spirit,
but do me a favor and stand back.

:13:25
That's my biscuit.
:13:29
That would've been
the shortest assignment in history.

:13:33
Where you going?
:13:34
I guess HQ ain't training
the way they used to.

:13:37
-Who exactly are you?
-Name's Butch.

:13:40
What stupid name did the bipeds
saddle you with? Spot? Fifi? Rover?

:13:45
-Lou.
-God forbid.

:13:46
Oh, Lou. Sorry.
:13:49
Is that boy always so grumpy?
Maybe they should switch his food.

:13:53
Humans can get a little emotional.
You'll get used to it. Come on.


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