Cats & Dogs
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-Stay here.
-Why?

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Because I hate you.
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No! Help! Let me out!
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In just hours. . .
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. . .every human in the world
will be allergic to dogs.

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But such a mammoth plot
requires brothers-in-arms.

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And this. . .
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. . .is where my genius
truly comes to pass.

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For I have chosen a comrade that can
invade every home in the world.

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Mice!
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Son of my mom!
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Mice! The unlikeliest of allies.
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You're all asking:
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"How can he spread the allergy
to the world?"

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Open your World Domination pamphlets
and I'll show you.

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Enter the sewers and with the maps
in appendix B. . .

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. . .you'll cross the nation.
Half go to homes. . .

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. . .infecting every human,
while the rest--

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Turn the page.
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--will stow away
on planes and boats. . .

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. . .to infect the world.
With the dogs gone. . .

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. . .cats will overthrow the humans
and you'll be given your reward:

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16 pounds of Monterey Jack. . .
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. . .and the continent of Australia!
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-Australia!
-Yeah!

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Open the sewer hatch!
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Flee across the world!
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Go forth and infect everyone!
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Be all you can be!
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My plan has come full circle!
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You have nothing to fear but
mousetraps. . .


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