Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
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:22:13
Hey, Dad, look.
There's those girls from Baywatch.

:22:16
- What?
- Baywatch.

:22:18
On TV, you know?
The girls that run funny, like this.

:22:22
And Donk and all the men
in the pub go, "Whoa! "

:22:26
- What've you been doin' in the pub?
- Whoa! Hey!

:22:29
- I am so sorry. Whew, muscle fatigue.
- It's okay.

:22:33
- You all right?
- Hey, do you know what time it is?

:22:36
Oh, it's about 12:30,
maybe 12:35.

:22:39
[ Chuckles ] Oh, that's cute,
but you're wearing a watch.

:22:42
- That's not a watch, it's a compass.
- Oh!

:22:45
Yeah, I'm new in town.
I couldn't find my house without this.

:22:48
Really? So where's
your house from here?

:22:50
Eleven point five miles,
two degrees north northeast.

:22:54
Called, uh, Beverly Hills.
:22:56
Bev Hills?
So, you have a nice home?

:22:59
- Yeah, we got eight dunneys.
- Yeah, that's eight bathrooms.

:23:03
- Oh, nice. This-This your boy?
- Yeah, that's Mikey.

:23:07
- So, you married?
- No, he's not married.

:23:10
- So you got custody?
- Yeah. Well, Mikey's my son.

:23:14
- Right. So you're a good parent?
- Well, I'd say.

:23:17
Right. Oh, this is too good.
I finally bump into a cute cowboy.

:23:22
He's more Robert Redford's vintage
than Brad Pitt's, but that's okay...

:23:25
'cause he's got a mansion in Beverly
Hills, plus he's got custody of his kid.

:23:28
That means he'd be a good dad
to my Cindy and this is--

:23:31
Oh, there's a catch, right?
:23:32
Nothing this good
ever happens to me.

:23:34
Are you-- You're not available?
You're- You're gay, right?

:23:39
Um, most of the time,
pretty happy, yeah.

:23:42
[ Chuckles ]
Of course.

:23:44
Cute cowboy, Venice Beach,
had to be gay.

:23:47
What was I thinking?
:23:50
- Boy, she was a chatterbox.
- Yeah, mate. American woman.

:23:57
- She's got a nice ass.
- Yeah. Hey,


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