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G'day. Mick Dundee.
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Here to pick up my ankle biter.
It's his first day.
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Ah, Barry Katz.
What, uh, grade's he in?
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- Uh, fourth.
- Oh, same as my boy.
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My boy's in the third.
Eric Berry.
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- Hi, Eric.
- Well, you look like an outdoorsman.
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What do you think of this
whole survival camp idea?
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What is it?
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The school's puttin' it on this summer.
Teach kids how to survive in the woods.
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Fishing, making campfires.
Dads are welcome.
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- Oh.
- [Eric ] I think it's a great idea.
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Gives them a chance to get in touch
with nature. I'm gonna take Gary along.
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Good for you.
Couple ofweeks in the bush,
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you and your boy,
you'll both love it.
:43:42
You ever take your boy into the outback
where you were? Down under?
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All the time.
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Just last month,
I took him into the bush.
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Taught him how to kill
a wild boarwith a stick.
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Kill a boar?
But he's, like, nine years old!
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Yeah, well, you know what they say.
Better late than never, eh?
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Ah.
See you later, fellas.
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Hey, Dad. Ms. Mathis wants to talk
to you. I'll meet you over there.
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- Dorothy Mathis, Mr. Charleton.
- Oh, how do you do?
:44:20
Actually, it's Mick Dundee.
But I'm Mikey's dad.
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Oh, Mr. Dundee. Right.
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Well, first off, Mikey is
a lovely boy. Bright, friendly.
:44:30
There's just one small problem,
one we run into all the time here.
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We call it
the "Hollywood Syndrome. "
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Like when a dad plays
a policeman in a movie,
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the children often believe
he's actually a policeman.
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Oh, right, you've got
a lot of actors' kids here.
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I'm not in the movie business, I'm in
the tourism business. Not so glamorous.
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Exactly. Which is why
your son tries to make it...
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sound a bit more colorful
than it really is.
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Now, it seems harmless,
but little fibs can grow.
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What's he been sayin'?