:57:03
Nice to meet you.
:57:07
- Tamara is your name?
- Mm-hmm.
:57:10
You think it would be all right
if I talk to my husband
for a minute before you took him?
:57:15
I know you have to take him.
Just for one moment? Private?
:57:19
- One minute.
- Okay.
:57:22
I'll see you
in a minute, Tammy.
:57:26
She's so nice.
:57:28
Did you have your shirt and
your britches undone and open...
:57:33
or was it Tammy
who did that for you, honey?
:57:36
She done it, honey.
She had to check me.
:57:39
You heard what she said...
internal injuries possible.
:57:43
I bet you liked that. Pretty-lookin'
checker you picked out for yourself.
:57:47
- Interesting you picked her, isn't it?
- Shit, I didn't pick her out.
:57:50
- She just come over here.
She's the ambulance driver.
- You didn't pick her out?
:57:53
- One woman and a bunch of men,
and you didn't pick her? Okay.
- I didn't pick her out.
:57:58
I can't even have
a head-on collision in peace.
I could've been tore to pieces here.
:58:02
- Have fun at your nightclub?
- Shit. We didn't get to the nightclub.
:58:05
We ain't but a mile from the house.
We was headed that way...
:58:07
and J.C. Bent over to pick up
his Molly Hatchet tape,
and we been here ever since.
:58:10
- Is that right? Uh-huh.
- Well, yeah, it's right.
:58:13
Well, then,
let me ask you something...
:58:16
if you're so smart,
Mr. Nightclub, okay?
:58:19
'Cause you're busted. How come the truck
is pointed towards the house, huh?
:58:24
You ever hear of a little thing
called female intuition?
:58:27
Well, yeah. It was pointed
in the other direction till
we hit that line dancer there.
:58:32
- Did you ever hear of centrifugal force?
- Sorry your night got spoiled...
:58:36
but it's so great,
'cause you're fine now, baby.
:58:39
Everything's okay. So as soon as they
prize Hugh Hefner out of the truck...
:58:42
you can go back to your little nightclub
you missed in the first place.
:58:46
- [J.C.] Hey, Ruby.
- Hey,J.C.
:58:50
- They're tryin' to prize me out.
- Huh?
:58:55
They're tryin'
to prize me out.