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One thing I love about women.
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Women can fall in love
with a ugly man and admit it.
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Show him off to all her friends
and the family.
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He'd be the ugliest guy in the world,
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and they'd be so proud
of their ugly man.
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They'll hold his hand like,
"l want you to meet Kevin.
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"l just want you to meet Kevin.
He's a nice guy.
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I know he don't look that good...
but he's good to me !"
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- Women cool like that.
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Guys would never admit to being
in love with an ugly woman.
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We'll hide it to the death !
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We ain't tellin' nobody !
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That's right,
we ain't tellin' nobody.
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"Heard you got married."
"Who told you that ?"
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- That's it.
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What's life all about, man ?
What is it all about ?
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You want, you know, love.
Love, love, love, love, love.
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You wanna be in love.
You want that new love.
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You want-- You want to feel
that first kiss again.
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That's right, 'cause that's
the only real kiss in a relationship,
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is the first kiss.
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All the rest of the kisses
Are just--just protocol.
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Every other kiss is just protocol.
That's all it is, just routine.
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Hey ! You was gone.
You back.
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Hey, we havin' sex.
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Hey, I miss you.
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It's all routine.
The first kiss is the only real one...
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'cause it always happens, like,
in the middle of a conversation.
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You don't even know what you're
talking about. "Yeah, you know.
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"Maybe someday I was thinking
about maybe trying to get the Acura--"
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- Uhh !
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You never know ! The first kiss
is always like double Dutch.
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You're just sittin' there like,
"When do I get in ? When do I get in ?
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"Aaah ! Yeah ! I'm kissin' !
I'm kissin', I'm kissin', I'm kissin',
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- I'm kissin' , I'm kissin' !"
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- Hey, I gotta go. Y'all be good.
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That's my dog.