:10:01
Too late for first impressions. Sit.
:10:10
This year alone, three complaints
filed against you for excessive force.
:10:15
This doesn't seem like a hero's welcome.
:10:17
You want to be welcomed?
Stay out of the headlines.
:10:20
Around here,
there's no such thing as heroes.
:10:22
l've got community activists swearing
we treat everybody like criminals...
:10:26
...and criminals all swearing
they're altar boys.
:10:28
Maybe l was never an altar boy,
but the point is--
:10:32
The point is,
cops don't uphold the law by breaking it.
:10:36
Now, you got a problem in my house,
you come see me.
:10:39
None of this Lone Ranger stuff
that l keep hearing about.
:10:43
Are you listening?
:10:44
lf l have a problem,
l'll come and see the commander.
:10:47
All that stuff with the Vice President?
A little water never hurt anybody.
:10:50
But l am worried
about your discipline problem.
:10:54
l was thinking about putting you on a desk.
:10:57
-l can't type.
-l have a better idea.
:11:00
Something that will broaden your horizons.
:11:05
And then her dog.
:11:09
Her dog gets so freaked out...
:11:11
...he takes this enormous shit...
:11:15
...right in the middle of the living room.
:11:20
l chased that little bastard everywhere...
:11:23
...until l finally cornered him.
:11:25
l warned her not to buy a frigging poodle.
:11:28
l never could have thrown
a German Shepherd out the window.
:11:35
Okay.
:11:44
That's it. Let it out.
:11:46
Okay? That's why we're here.
:11:48
To talk through our problems,
not to let it bottle up.
:11:52
Okay.
:11:54
And the rest of you,
l want you to dig down deep...
:11:57
...and ask yourself the question: