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Ladies and gentlemen,
l'm honored to introduce my new co-host.
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How about a big hand for T.K. Johnson.
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What's up, White Chocolate?
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-Good to see you too.
-All right.
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We got together
when we filmed your surgery...
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...and l've got to tell you something.
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You had the gown on,
and it slipped up, and l'll tell you...
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...it's not true what they say.
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Do you like to be called a black man?
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Do you like to be called
an African-American?
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l like to be called T.K., baby.
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Don't label me.
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l mean, what, do you prefer ofay...
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...or do you prefer cracker?
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Redneck? Which one do you like?
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-Cracker's good.
-Hi, Mama.
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-She's out there?
-l love you.
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-Your dad watching?
-Yeah, but he got glaucoma.
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He probably home, smoking a joint.
He can hear me.
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-Good.
-Daddy. Save some for me.
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Save some for me.
Remember, puff, puff, pass.
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Puff, puff, pass. He like to hold on
to the weed sometimes. Because he's old.
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-How old is he?
-He's 48.
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ls Tawana backstage?
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-My nipples are sensitive. Yours?
-Yeah. And huge.
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l always tell women this:
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''lf you want it to be over, lick my nipples. ''
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l like my nipple to be nibbled on
and bit and pulled. l like a little pain.
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l like it too. Very little.
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But they get out of control
and you don't say, ''That hurts. ''
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-But they are.
-l sort oflike it.
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Because l'm black,
you say l got to do a B and E?
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No, no, but....
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l pulled your record
before l came over here, too.
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l know what you used to do.
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And l still do.
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-You been with a big woman?
-l have.
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How was that?
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lt was fine.
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But l will say this, they're not jolly.
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-They can be cranky.
-Feed them.
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-Now, you like big women?
-l love big women.
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lf you want to feel the heat,
you got to have the meat.
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Yeah, baby.
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A big woman good
in the summer and winter.
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Good for shade in summer
and good for warmth in winter.
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You're not masturbating enough.
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-l masturbate two, three times a day.
-Do you?
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l like to do it at the tanning salon.
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-Cause, you are in there--
-At the tanning salon.
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You probably aren't in there.