Freddy Got Fingered
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:04:00
Look at our little baby boy.
He's all grown up. You come here.

:04:03
- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom...
- You little baby...

:04:06
Mom, stop it. Stop it.
Mom, I'm a 28-year-old man.

:04:08
Hey, baby. He's a 28-year-old man.
:04:12
Yeah, I'm a 28-year-old man.
:04:14
My bus is about to leave,
so I'm gonna get on it...

:04:18
...and I'm gonna leave... on it.
:04:20
- Son, wait.
- What?

:04:23
You're not taking that bus to Los Angeles.
:04:27
You bought me a ticket
on this bus to Los Angeles.

:04:30
That's not all we bought you.
:04:41
- There! It's yours. Hop in.
- Oh!

:04:44
- Come on, you're driving.
- It's a... It's a LeBaron.

:04:47
You bet your boots it's a LeBaron.
:04:50
Good car. Convertible.
:04:52
Jeez. A convertible.
:04:56
It says "#1 Son" on the license plate.
That's me. I'm the number one son.

:05:00
- What about me, Mom?
- You're number one son, too.

:05:03
Then how come
Gord gets a LeBaron and I don't?

:05:06
- Cos they love me more than they love you.
- No. No, they don't.

:05:09
Oh, yeah? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.
I don't see two LeBarons.

:05:13
- Gordie. Gordie.
- Do you see two?

:05:15
- Knock it off.
- Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?

:05:18
- Boys! Boys!
- How many LeBarons are there? Two?

:05:21
Shut up!
:05:23
Gord, this car is more than a gift.
It's...

:05:27
It's kind of an investment in you.
:05:30
It means I believe in my son.
:05:33
You be a good man.
:05:35
Father, I... I will be a good man.
:05:39
You make your daddy proud. You hear me?
:05:42
I'm gonna make you proud, Daddy.
:05:44
I'm gonna make you so proud.
:05:48
Make your daddy proud.
:05:51
- You're gonna be so proud.
- Proud?

:05:55
Proud.

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