Freddy Got Fingered
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:13:01
What you need here is elevation.
:13:03
There has to be something that happens
that's funny. What the fuck's happening here?

:13:07
- OK. That's a banana...
- I see the banana, Gord.

:13:10
- With string.
- I see the string.

:13:12
With a bag of eyes on the other end,
ba-ba-baboon eyes...

:13:15
...with sauce...
:13:19
...uh, dripping.
:13:20
Dripping sauce and a baboon.
:13:25
You see what I mean?
It doesn't make any sense, Gord.

:13:28
It sucks! The drawings are pretty good,
but the characters are lame.

:13:32
God. The characters are lame.
I'm a loser. I wish I was dead!

:13:35
Gord, listen! Wait, wait, wait. Listen.
:13:38
I'm trying to give you
a piece of advice. Will you stop?

:13:41
You gotta figure these animals out.
You gotta figure them out.

:13:44
You gotta get inside the animals. OK?
:13:48
Figure them out.
:13:50
Take that out. I can't understand.
:13:52
- I gotta get inside the animals?
- Get inside the animals.

:13:56
- You mean I shouldn't blow my brains out?
- No. No, you shouldn't blow your brains out.

:14:01
Wanna play in the big leagues?
You gotta work on it 24 hours a day.

:14:04
You gotta give it weeks and weeks
and months and months and years!

:14:07
And then if it doesn't work out, Gord,
then blow your fucking brains out.

:14:10
But, sir, I can't work on this all day.
I got a job at the cheese sandwich factory.

:14:15
The cheese sandwich factory? That's funny.
:14:17
No, it's true. I gotta make cheese sandwiches.
:14:20
- I got rent and...
- Gord, listen.

:14:22
If you really wanna be an animator,
you should quit the shitty cheese job.

:14:26
Think about it, all right?
:14:44
Gord, you really wanna be an animator...
:14:47
...get inside the animals.
:14:51
"Get inside the animals. "

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