Freddy Got Fingered
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:22:00
OK, well, it's weird cos I asked her out
on a date and she said yes.

:22:04
- Yeah, that is weird.
- Excuse me. Could you keep it down?

:22:07
This is a hospital room and I'm pregnant.
:22:09
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
I didn't realize that you were pregnant.

:22:13
So anyway, that girl I asked out on a date,
see, I thought she could walk.

:22:17
- She's handicapped? Is that what you mean?
- She's in a wheelchair.

:22:23
Could you please just shut the fuck up?!
I am fucking pregnant!

:22:30
- You saying you hate people in wheelchairs?
- I don't hate them.

:22:34
I think it's clear what you're saying.
You hate the handicapped.

:22:37
I don't. You're handicapped.
I don't hate you. See?

:22:41
You're handicapped. You're handicapped.
:22:44
- You bastard!
- My baby's coming! My baby is coming!

:22:53
Help.
:22:55
Help. My baby is coming.
:22:58
Oh, no.
:22:59
No, no, no.
:23:01
Oh! Oh!
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- Are you OK, ma'am?
- My baby is coming. My baby is coming.

:23:07
- Call the doctor, you fucking asshole!
- It's OK. I'm a doctor.

:23:10
No, get me a real doctor.
:23:12
I am a real doctor. See? I'm a real doctor.
:23:16
Get away from me!
:23:21
- Here. Spread your legs for me, OK?
- No! No!

:23:25
What are you doing? What are you doing?!
:23:29
- I see the problem here.
- Don't.

:23:31
There seems to be a little baby
inside your body.

:23:35
Here. Give me your head, little fellow.
:23:38
Give me your head, little fellow.
Here, little fellow.

:23:43
I got you. I got you. I got her. I got her.
:23:46
I got her. I got her. I got her. I got her.
:23:58
Put it back, Gord.

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