Freddy Got Fingered
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:40:01
What the hell is this? Ah, boy.
:40:03
Here we go. Hah!
:40:05
My goddamn tape recorder.
:40:09
He's pretending to have a cell phone. He's
an unemployed loser living in my basement.

:40:15
Wait a minute.
:40:17
- You're a cripple.
- Dad.

:40:19
- Wha... What?
- Dad.

:40:21
- Got a problem with my legs?
- You've got the problem.

:40:23
- Either that, or you're just lazy.
- Hey, Dad, just shut up, OK?

:40:27
You're telling me to shut up?!
:40:29
- Why is he shouting, Daddy?
- Can we get the check over here?

:40:32
...retard, slut, whore!
- I am not retarded.

:40:35
- (# band play "Marriage of Figaro" by Mozart)
- Daddy! Daddy!

:40:38
Goodbye, Gord.
:40:40
Betty, don't go!
:40:42
Shut up, Dad!
:40:44
Shut up! Shut up!
:40:50
- This is a fancy restaurant.
- Oh, this is a fancy restaurant.

:40:53
This is a fancy restaurant.
It's a fancy... It's a fancy restaurant.

:40:59
- Spanking. Spanking.
- You want a spanking?

:41:02
Spanking. Spanking.
:41:05
Agh!
:41:06
Agh!
:41:15
Get off the fucking bar, asshole!
:41:24
Um...
:41:25
...thanks for bailing me out, Betty.
:41:27
Your dad called me a retard, slut, whore.
I don't think he likes me too much, Gord.

:41:31
- That was little Timmy.
- Gord.

:41:34
Come here.
:41:36
I know it was your dad.
:41:38
- You could have told me you lived at home.
- Even though that means I'm a loser?

:41:42
Just because you're not a stockbroker
doesn't mean you're a loser.

:41:46
So what do you do?
:41:48
Actually, I kinda draw pictures.
:41:50
Really? What kind of pictures? Like fruits?
:41:53
- Oh, not fruits. I've drawn fruit before.
- Yeah?

:41:57
- Animations.
- Oh, wow.

:41:59
That's great. I've never met
a real animator before.


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