Freddy Got Fingered
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# Sausages, sausages, sausages
Sausages, sausages, sausages

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What in the name of
sweet breakfast meats are you doing?

:43:10
For your information, I'm being creative.
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Betty told me this is what
I need to do to become an artist.

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Oh, yeah? Is it working?
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I don't know. I can't think of
anything to draw because I'm so stupid!

:43:22
# I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid
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# I'm so stupid, I'm stupid,
I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid...

:43:27
Shit. Hey, this is kinda funny, Gord.
:43:33
- Yeah?
- Maybe you can't see it cos he's your dad...

:43:36
...but he's a character, your dad.
:43:39
- He is?
- Yeah.

:43:43
- He's a character?
- Shit. It's your dad.

:43:45
- # He's a real character, he's a real character
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Brody. Goodbye.

:43:51
- # Sausage, sausage...
- Oh, look, honey. Our boy's a genius.

:43:55
He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat
sausage and work on his stupid drawings.

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I'm being creative. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I still have some work to do.

:44:05
# Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Daddy, would you like some sausages?

:44:08
# Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Sausages? Sausages?

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Ow! Ow! Ow!
:44:20
Now, you just get outside
and you just cool off!

:44:24
If this were Pakistan, you'd have been sewing
soccer balls when you were four years old.

:44:30
Miserable, deadbeat punk.
:44:33
I bust my ass working for my family.
:44:35
You take his side every time.
:44:38
You want me to cool down?
All right, I'm gonna show you a cool down.

:44:41
Oh, just keep kissing his ass.
:44:45
Cool down!
:44:46
Hey? How's this for a cool down? Agh!
:44:54
I feel better already.

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