Freddy Got Fingered
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:45:00
Aaaagh!
:45:18
My ramp... Why?
:45:23
- He's such a stupid loser.
- He's not stupid.

:45:27
We shouldn't put up with the way
he treats us. I wouldn't stand for it.

:45:31
If I were you, I would show him
that I deserve respect.

:45:34
- If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.
- Oh, honey. No.

:45:38
If I were you, I'd go out.
I'd have sex with strange men.

:45:41
I'd have sex with basketball players.
:45:43
I'd have sex with Greeks.
:45:45
Men from Greece.
:45:47
I'd satisfy my urges.
:45:50
I'd satisfy my sexual desires.
:45:52
Gordie, honey, come on.
Let's go in the house.

:45:55
Come on.
:45:57
Come on.
:45:59
- That's my ramp.
- I know.

:46:02
- He wrecked my ramp.
- I know. It's OK.

:46:05
- My skateboard ramp.
- I'm sorry.

:46:10
I had the sausages on my fingers.
I was trying to play piano.

:46:13
I had the sausages.
I had the sausages and the string.

:46:17
I was playing the organ,
and then he smashed my half-pipe.

:46:21
Jim, do you hear what Gord is saying here?
:46:24
I hear him boohooing about his broken
wheelie-board ramp. Is that what you mean?

:46:28
Yes, Jim. But do you
understand what he's saying?

:46:31
Sounds to me like he just wants you
to accept him as your son.

:46:35
To approve of him
and what he wants to do with his life.

:46:38
How does that make you feel?
:46:40
First of all, I don't give a rat's ass
what this punk wants.

:46:43
As long as he lives in my house
and eats my food, I make the rules.

:46:46
- I wanna eat chicken burgers.
- You prick.

:46:48
Jim, don't hurt my baby. Now, sit down.
:46:52
You're an embarrassment to my family.
:46:57
Oh, yeah? Well, at least
I don't touch Freddy.


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