Freddy Got Fingered
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1:12:02
Good God Almighty, Gord. A million dollars.
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This doodling thing's for real.
1:12:08
You must be a pretty
damn good doodler, aren't you?

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Look, I know we've had our differences.
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You and I never really see eye to eye,
but I learned something.

1:12:20
- I can see that.
- No, not just how to whack off an elephant.

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I learned to believe in myself.
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I'm sorry if you're ashamed of me because I do
things differently, but I got that from you...

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...cos you always do things your own way,
no matter what other people think.

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And maybe I needed to do the same.
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I know I'll never be the man
you want me to be, but I'm your son.

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And I want you to be proud.
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Son, you did it.
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I am proud of you.
1:13:05
Proud.
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Buenos días.
1:13:16
(# traditional song)
1:13:24
Topping world news tonight,
the creator of a popular TV show...

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...has been captured by villagers in Pakistan.
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The American State Department
has confirmed that Gordon Brody...

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...creator of the animated series
Zebras in America...

1:13:36
...creator of the series,
Zebras in America...

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...were taken hostage
while vacationing in the Thar Desert.

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...while vacationing in the Thar Desert,
along the Pakistani-Indian border.

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At this hour their conditions
are not known.

1:13:49
Agh!

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