:40:00
Please.
Go ahead and kill me.
:40:02
Oh, come on.
What are you talking about?
:40:05
You think it's healthy
to obsessively collect things?
:40:08
You can't connect
with other people...
:40:10
so you fill your life
with stuff.
:40:12
I'm just like all the rest of
these pathetic collector losers.
:40:15
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.
:40:19
Then how come I haven't had
a girlfriend in four years?
:40:24
I can't even remember the last
time a girl talked to me.
:40:26
I'm talking to you.
:40:27
You know,
I bet there are tons of women...
:40:29
who'd go out with you
in a minute.
:40:30
I know I could get you a date
in, like, two seconds.
:40:32
Good luck.
:40:33
I mean it.
You leave everything to me...
:40:35
I'm going to be your own
personal dating service.
:40:38
Yeah, well, we should get back.
:40:39
By the end of this summer...
:40:40
you're going to be
up to your neck in pussy.
:40:42
Jesus.
:40:44
What about her?
Would you go out with her?
:40:47
What kind of a question is that?
:40:49
It's totally irrelevant,
because a girl like that...
:40:52
would never be caught dead
with me.
:40:53
Yeah,
but put that aside for now.
:40:55
Would you go out with her?
:40:57
I really didn't
get a good look at her.
:40:58
Yes, you did. Whoa.
:41:01
What about her? Are you
into girls with big tits?
:41:03
Jesus.
:41:06
I mean, as long as
she's not a complete imbecile...
:41:09
and she's even
remotely attractive...
:41:12
Hey, look, there's Norman.
Hi, Norman.
:41:18
We need to find a place
where you can go...
:41:19
to meet women
who share your interests.
:41:22
Maybe I don't want to meet
someone who shares my interests.
:41:24
I hate my interests.
:41:26
List your five main interests
in order of importance.
:41:30
I'd have to put
traditional jazz, blues...
:41:33
and then ragtime
at the top of the list.
:41:35
Right, so let's just say music.
:41:37
That way, we only use up one.
:41:40
All right.
:41:41
Can we go in here for a second?
Just for a second.
:41:51
Just stopping by to say hi.
:41:55
This is my friend Seymour.