:59:01
What the hell is wrong with you?
:59:04
What?
:59:05
I was just joking around
with the customers.
:59:07
- It's my shtick.
- Well, lose it.
:59:09
And why aren't you
pushing the larger sizes?
:59:12
Didn't you get training
about up-sizing?
:59:14
Yeah,
but I feel really weird.
:59:17
It's pretty sleazy.
:59:20
It's not optional!
:59:26
Jesus.
:59:28
Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?
:59:32
Medium?
:59:34
Why, sir, do you not know
that for a mere 25 cents more...
:59:38
you could purchase
a large beverage?
:59:40
And you know,
I'm only telling you this...
:59:42
because we're such good friends.
:59:44
Medium
is really only for suckers...
:59:46
who don't know
the concept of value.
:59:48
What are you talking about?
:59:51
What kind of loser gets fired
after one day?
:59:53
Look, I told you.
The manager was a total asshole.
:59:56
I'll get another job.
:59:58
Besides, I have some ideas
to make money in the meantime.
1:00:05
I can't believe you're selling
some of this stuff.
1:00:08
Fuck it.
Everything must go.
1:00:16
I remember this hat.
1:00:18
This was during
your little old lady phase.
1:00:22
How much is this?
1:00:27
That's not for sale.
1:00:30
Wait a minute.
It says five dollars.
1:00:32
I know, it's...
1:00:35
That's a mistake.
1:00:36
I'm not selling it.
1:00:45
What was that all about?
1:00:46
I thought
"everything must go".
1:00:48
Yeah, right.
1:00:49
Like I'd let some asshole
with a soul patch own Goofy Gus.
1:00:55
How much for this dress?
1:00:56
God, I can't believe
you're selling that.