:03:02
I have been able to learn...
:03:04
that I don't need to rely
on drugs and alcohol...
:03:08
and that I'm very lucky...
:03:11
that more people
besides myself and Kerry...
:03:16
weren't injured in the accident.
:03:18
And I have learned...
:03:21
that to overcome
life's obstacles...
:03:24
you need faith, hope...
:03:28
and above all, a sense of humor.
:03:39
No more education
:03:41
It's time for celebration
:03:42
'Cause this is the day
of our high school graduation
:03:46
We've stayed for the duration
:03:48
Achieved matriculation
:03:50
Now we're the newest members
of the general population
:04:07
God, what a bunch of retards.
:04:10
God, I know.
I thought that chipmunk face...
:04:12
was never going to shut up.
:04:14
I know.
I liked her so much better...
:04:16
when she was
an alcoholic crack addict.
:04:17
She gets in one car wreck...
:04:18
and all of the sudden
she's Little Miss Perfect...
:04:20
and everyone loves her.
:04:22
Let's see if they gave me
the right diploma.
:04:29
-What?
-What?
:04:31
These assholes are saying
I have to go to summer school...
:04:33
and take some stupid art class.
:04:34
Why?
:04:35
God, I didn't think that
just because you get an "F"...
:04:36
you have to take the whole class
over again.
:04:38
Loser.
:04:56
Wow. This is so bad,
it's almost good.
:04:59
This is so bad, it's gone past
good and back to bad again.