:11:03
Who could forget this great hit
from the Fifties, huh?
:11:06
I feel as though
I've stepped into a time warp.
:11:09
Hey, check out the awesome
Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
:11:15
Hi.
My name is Allen...
:11:19
and I'll be your waiter
this afternoon.
:11:21
-Hi, Al.
-Can we call you "Weird Al"?
:11:24
I'd imagine so.
:11:29
You should check out
the personals.
:11:30
Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.
:11:37
Here we go.
:11:38
"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ,
maverick Sagittarius.
:11:44
"Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."
:11:47
You can have that one.
:11:49
Jesus, listen to this one.
:11:51
"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle, June 7?
:11:55
"You, striking blond
with yellow dress...
:11:57
"pearl necklace, brown shoes.
:11:59
"I was the bookish fellow
in the green cardigan...
:12:01
"who helped you find
your contact lens.
:12:03
"Am I crazy,
or did we have a moment?"
:12:06
God, that's so pathetic.
:12:07
I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.
:12:10
And he's psychotically obsessing
over every little detail.
:12:13
We should call him
and pretend to be the blond.
:12:16
Oh, we totally have to.
:12:20
It's his machine.
:12:25
Hi, it's me.
:12:28
Your striking blond.
:12:29
Of course I remember you.
:12:31
Let's get together for lunch
sometime.
:12:32
How about Friday at 1:00?
:12:35
Meet me at my favorite
restaurant--Wowsville.
:12:40
It's in the mall
on Century Parkway.
:12:42
See you there, darling.
:12:44
Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear
that sexy green cardigan.
:12:50
Oh, it's that comedian
I was telling you about.
:12:53
-I still live with my mother.
-He's the absolute worst.
:12:58
So what if she's been dead
for fifteen years?