:40:00
But the crack is so tight,
it's completely inaudible.
:40:04
But a tight hair crack
is just that--a crack.
:40:08
I don't collect cracked records.
:40:10
I only pay premium
on mint records.
:40:14
Seymour, you know that.
Please.
:40:21
So, what was all that about
enlarged holes and tight cracks?
:40:27
I didn't think
you would have any interest...
:40:29
in this get-together.
:40:30
If you would have told me
you were coming...
:40:32
I would have warned you it's not
like a real party or anything.
:40:35
You're right about that.
:40:37
So, is this
your record collection?
:40:40
God, no. This is just junk
I have for sale.
:40:43
-The record room is off limits.
-Really?
:40:50
Here.
:40:57
Are all these records?
:40:59
I've got about 1,500 78s
at this point.
:41:03
I've tried
to pare down my collection...
:41:04
to just the essential.
:41:12
Look at this room.
:41:16
This is, like, my dream room.
:41:20
Look at all this stuff.
:41:25
You are, like,
the luckiest guy in the world.
:41:29
I would kill
to have stuff like this.
:41:31
Please.
Go ahead and kill me.
:41:33
Oh, come on.
What are you talking about?
:41:36
You think it's healthy
to obsessively collect things?
:41:39
You can't connect
with other people...
:41:41
so you fill your life
with stuff.
:41:43
I'm just like all the rest of
these pathetic collector losers.
:41:47
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.
:41:51
Then how come I haven't had
a girlfriend in four years?
:41:56
I can't even remember the last
time a girl talked to me.
:41:58
I'm talking to you.
:41:59
You know,
I bet there are tons of women...