:55:05
Well, I been plowin'
behind the mule, son
:55:08
Picking cotton all day long
:55:13
Yes, I been plowin'
:55:17
Picking cotton all day long
:55:21
I said, Lordy, baby
:55:25
But my woman she be gone
:55:34
Now I remember why I haven't
been anywhere in months.
:55:38
It's simple for everybody else.
:55:39
You give them a Big Mac
and a pair of Nikes...
:55:42
and they're happy.
:55:43
I can't relate to
ninety-nine percent of humanity.
:55:46
I can't relate to humanity,
either...
:55:48
but I don't think
it's completely hopeless.
:55:50
Well, it's not
completely hopeless for you.
:55:53
I'm not even
in the same universe...
:55:55
as those creatures back there.
:55:57
We just need
to find you a place...
:55:58
where you can meet someone...
:55:59
who isn't a complete idiot,
that's all.
:56:03
Why do you care so much
if I get a date or not?
:56:06
I don't know.
:56:08
I guess I just can't stand
the idea of a world...
:56:10
where a guy like you
can't get a date.
:56:19
What is this, Seymour?
:56:23
Oh, that.
:56:25
I borrowed that from work
about fifteen years ago.
:56:27
I guess it's mine now.
:56:29
What are you,
a Klansman or something?
:56:32
Yeah, I'm a Klansman.
:56:36
You know
the Cook's Chicken franchise?
:56:39
"Four-piece Cook's special...
:56:40
"deep-fried with side and slaw.
It's outrageous!"
:56:44
Yeah, well,
Cook's is just a made up name.
:56:49
Back in 1922...
:56:51
they were originally called
Coon Chicken lnn.
:56:53
That's an early painting
of their first logo.