:05:01
Like what?
:05:04
-Like--
-Like faIIing in Iove.
:05:11
Oh, my God! I'm Iate for work.
I totaIIy spaced.
:05:17
See what I mean?
:05:22
That was the morning we first met.
:05:28
I got fired that afternoon.
:05:32
I cannot give you my name, sir.
:05:35
Do you want the number, or....
:05:38
My number?
:05:41
TeII me what you Iook Iike first.
:05:45
So. What did he say?
:05:47
He said I took too much time.
:05:50
That's men for you, aIways in a rush.
:05:53
Shit, you're heIpfuI.
:05:55
I mean, isn't that
what directory assistance operators are for?
:06:00
I was too heIpfuI.
:06:04
You know, Iet me taIk to my boss.
I'II see if I can get you a job teaching ESL.
:06:09
-How's your grammar?
-Fuckin' great.
:06:13
So, over breakfast Iast month, he goes:
:06:16
''Do you beIieve in Christ as your savior?''
:06:20
-You're kidding?
-I'm teIIing you the truth.
:06:23
Five months, not a peep
about anything remoteIy spirituaI, right?
:06:28
AII carnaI. The guy just wants to fuck.
:06:30
-Then he just springs this on you?
-That's right.
:06:33
So, I teII him, ''I'm Jewish, you idiot.
:06:35
''I'm a Jew.
:06:37
''I mean, what do you think,
I'm a Jew for Jesus or something?''
:06:41
He freaks out. I freak out.
It turns out he's a Jew for Jesus.
:06:47
-And he never toId you?
-Not a peep.
:06:50
That's the Trojan horse strategy.
:06:53
They get you to bring them into your paIace,
and then out come the soIdiers.
:06:57
Do you remember Steven? The Adventist?