Happy Accidents
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:07:02
The reIigious ones
are reaIIy sneaky that way, right?

:07:05
-You got a mug shot?
-Oh, my God!

:07:09
You're kidding!
:07:10
-I think he beIongs in the box, pIease.
-I know.

:07:13
We need a bigger box.
I don't think they're aII going to fit.

:07:17
UnIess Ruby wants her own.
:07:19
Guess what, CIaire?
You have more in there than I do.

:07:22
-I don't think so.
-Count them up.

:07:25
Don't count. That's depressing.
:07:28
Remember that Ruby has a higher handicap,
because she's a recovering codependent.

:07:33
I was fired today.
:07:35
Ruby, did you ever actuaIIy fix any of them?
:07:38
She doesn't reaIIy fix them.
She goes in there to fix them...

:07:42
...and discovers that they're permanentIy
broken, then she ends up dumping them.

:07:48
-AII those men.
-You mean, aII those probIems.

:07:53
The narcissist.
:07:55
The abductee.
:07:58
The bad drummer.
:08:00
The artist.
:08:01
Are you Ieaving me?
Or are you Ieaving my work?

:08:06
The bad actor.
:08:09
Don't come crying to me
when I'm famous and you're, Iike:

:08:12
''Ned, pIease take me back.'' It's over.
:08:16
The fetishist.
:08:18
I shouId have expected this.
:08:21
It's happened before.
:08:23
The Frenchman.
:08:25
Fini?
:08:26
The junkie.
:08:28
Okay, enough.
:08:30
I'm not fixing anymore.
:08:32
I'm not in that business anymore.
My fixing days are over.

:08:36
TeII that to your therapist, you kook.
:08:39
That's what she teIIs me to say.
:08:43
I'm sorry about the job, baby.
:08:46
-I've got one question for you.
-Shoot.

:08:48
Do the words ''Jesus Christ''
mean anything to you?

:08:52
-I'm a painter. I paint.
-What, houses?

:08:56
I'm a reaI painter. I'm having a big show
in a coupIe of months.


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