Happy Accidents
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Yeah?
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So caII it!
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I mean, if that's what you want to do, caII it!
That's what it's for, for doubters Iike you.

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-You reaIIy want to know?
-I do want to know.

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Then caII it! They'II teII you
everything you want to know.

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My dad'II teII you
how he works in a pIastics factory...

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...and my mom drives a schooI bus.
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I was born in 1961, Dubuque.
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I was a breech birth. Backwards?
It's a IittIe joke between back-traveIers.

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They'II teII you that I was cIumsy in schooI.
I was aIways faIIing off the jungIe gym.

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How I had an overactive imagination.
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They'II teII you about the difficuIt years,
the bIack Iights, the acid trips.

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The fights about money
and responsibiIities, proper hygiene!

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How I ran away when I was 23...
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...and they haven't heard from me since.
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You see, my story...
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...is a sad one.
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You want to know why?
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Because that's aII I couId afford.
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I don't want to see you anymore.
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Sit over here,
so that we're not facing each other.

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I don't want to see you in my Iife anymore.
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And the way that I see it,
it's freaks versus normaI guys...

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...and you have confirmed yourseIf
as a member of the former.

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-What's a freak?
-It's a weirdo!

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You are scamming me somehow.
I don't know how...

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...but I'm not sticking around to find out.
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You caII me a weirdo?
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I'm sorry it didn't work out, but my therapist
says that I have a fear of intimacy.

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-I am freak.
-I think it's best if I work it out on my own.

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Freak. I thought that was the dance
circa the 1970s. Weirdo, I know.


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