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1:29:02
He's good.
1:29:04
My turn.
1:29:06
Do peopIe have sex in the future?
1:29:10
BioIogicaIs do.
1:29:12
Thank the Lord.
1:29:14
But onIy two times in a Iifetime,
and that's to procreate.

1:29:18
Sex for fun is oId-fashioned.
But I'm an Anachronist, so I guess...

1:29:22
...I couId be considered oId-fashioned.
Right, Ruby?

1:29:30
So, why'd you come back to the past?
1:29:34
The future isn't what it used to be.
1:29:40
Describe for us, if you wouId...
1:29:43
...the device by which you traveIed here.
1:29:47
Your time machine. How does that work?
1:29:52
Do you know how
an internaI-combustion engine works?

1:29:57
In fact, I do.
1:29:59
Touch"é".
1:30:01
A time machine is much more compIicated.
1:30:07
-Time-traveI is not possibIe.
-See? This is what you don't do.

1:30:12
You never want
to bIock your partner's need to improv.

1:30:16
One mereIy has to point out the numerous...
1:30:20
...IogicaI absurdities, temporaI paradoxes,
circuIar causation, cIosed time Ioops.

1:30:26
You name it.
1:30:28
You mean Iike the Grandfather Paradox?
1:30:31
Where you go back in time
and kiII your own grandfather...

1:30:34
...thereby you totaIIy negate
your own existence? That's fucking trippy.

1:30:39
You get the point.
The idea of effect preceding cause...

1:30:43
...of tampering with history,
creates so many IogicaI absurdities...

1:30:49
...that even if the technoIogy were avaiIabIe,
time-traveI wouId stiII be impossibIe.

1:30:55
You are forgetting BIinovitch's Fifth Law
of CausaI Determination, which resoIves...


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