:00:24
This is Grinnell, Iowa, my hometown,
:00:27
Where my family and all of my friends live.
:00:30
But I'm not there now.
:00:32
I'm here.
New York City.
:00:34
Home to eight million people,
roughly half of whom are men.
:00:38
Which means half of the city is genetically
predisposed to lie to the other half.
:00:43
You see, I'm the woman who has the world's
worst judgment in men.
:00:48
I know what you're thinking.
:00:50
You might think that you do,
but you don't. I do.
:00:55
My grade-school boyfriend,
Tommy, left me for...
:00:58
someone with boobs.
:01:00
My high-school boyfriend,
Charlie, left me for,
:01:03
Well, someone who didn 't have any boobs.
:01:06
Amanda. This isn't what it looks like.
:01:10
But that's all behind me now.
:01:12
I have a great job restoring paintings
at the Metropolitan Museum.
:01:16
I'm in the Renaissance art division,
:01:18
Where the men are easier to deal with.
:01:23
There you are, handsome.
:01:28
So there's this new hottie upstairs
in 20th-century sculpture.
:01:32
She is so sweet, and I swear I'm gonna be gettin'
all up in there, and I'm gonna be--
:01:36
Lisa, you are crossing the sharing boundary again.
:01:39
But seriously, we have to put in for transfers.
:01:42
Renaissance is a dead end.
We're gonna end up like the menopause triplets there.
:01:46
What? Hmm?
:01:49
I don't think I could ever leave Renaissance.
:01:51
I would miss these paintings way too much.
:01:53
I mean, they're just so romantic and--
:01:56
- Shit. Here comes old man Rankin. Look busy.
- Oh! Rat farts!
:01:59
I am busy.
Help me look busy.