:38:02
Look at the woman
I've become
:38:06
And the strangest things
seem suddenly routine
:38:13
I look up from my vermouth
on the rocks
:38:17
A gift-wrapped wig
still in the box
:38:21
Of towering Velveteen
:38:24
I put on some makeup
:38:28
Some Lavern Baker
:38:31
I'm pulling the wig
down from the shelf
:38:39
Suddenly I'm
Miss Beehive 1963
:38:44
Until I wake up
and I turn back to myself
:38:57
Some girls
they got natural ease
:39:01
They wear it
any way they please
:39:05
With their
French flip curls
:39:07
And perfumed
magazines
:39:11
Wear it up
:39:13
Let it down
:39:15
This is the best way
that I've found
:39:19
To be the best
you've ever seen
:39:23
I put on
some makeup
:39:26
Turn on
the eight-track
:39:30
I'm pulling the wig
down from the shelf
:39:37
Suddenly I'm
Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV
:39:43
Until I wake up
:39:45
And I turn back
to myself
:39:51
Shag, bi-level, bob,
Dorothy Hamill do
:39:54
Sausage curls,
chicken wings
:39:55
It's all because
of you
:39:57
With your blow-dried
feather back
:39:59
Toni Home Wave, too